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  • Feb. 28th, 2010 at 1:53 PM
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-- Fanfiction and some miscellaneous stuff is unlocked.

House: Instant Karma

  • Oct. 31st, 2009 at 10:29 PM
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First, a rant I need to get off my chest )

So, apart from that, I did enjoy the episode. Read more... )

Meme from [info]shutterbug_12

  • Oct. 30th, 2009 at 12:46 AM
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♦ Pick 10 of your favorite books or series.
♦→ Post the first two to three sentences of each book.
♦ Let everyone try to guess the titles and authors of your books.


1.
It was about eleven o'clock in the morning, mid October, with the sun not shining and a look of hard wet rain in the clearness of the foothills. I was wearing my powder-blue suit, with dark blue shirt, tie and display handkerchief, black brogues, black wool socks with dark blue clocks on them.




2.
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clock were striking thirteen. Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of gritty dust from entering along with him.


3.
Bobby Garfield's father had been one of those fellows who start losing their hair in their twenties and are completely bald by the age of forty-five or so. Randall Garfield was spared this extremity by dying of a heart attack at thirty-six. He was a real-estate agent, and breathed his last on the floor of someone else's house.


4.
Garp's mother, Jenny Fields, was arrested in Boston in 1942 for wounding a man in a movie theatre. This was shortly after the Japanese had bombed Pearl Harbor and people were being tolerant of soldiers, because suddenly everyone was a soldier, but Jenny Fields was quite firm in her intolerance of the behaviour of men in general and soldiers in particular.


5.
The island of Gont, a single mountain that lifts its peak a mile above the storm-racked Northeast Sea, is a land famous for wizards. From the towns in its high valleys and the ports on its narrow bays many a Gontishman has gone forth to serve the Lords of the Archipelago in their cities as wizard or mage, or, looking for adventure, to wander working magic from isle to isle of Earthsea.


6.
When I see a couple of kids
And guess he's fucking her and she's
Taking pills or wearing a diaphragm
I know this is paradise


7.
My desert-island, all-time, top five most memorable split-ups, in chronological order:
1) Allison Ashworth
2) Penny Hardwick
3) Jackie Allen
4) Charlie Nicholson
5) Sarah Kendrew.
These were the ones who really hurt. Can you see your name in that lot, Laura?


8.
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing-gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air.


9.
Jewel and I come up from the field, following the path in single file. Although I am fifteen feet ahead of him, anyone watching us from the cottonhouse can see Jewel's frayed and broken straw hat a full head above my own.


10.
Her is an account of a few years in the life of Quoyle, born in Brooklyn and raised in a shuffle of dreary upstate towns.

Hive-spangled, gut roaring with gas and cramp, he survived childhood; at the state university, hand clapped over his chin, he camouflaged torment with smiles and silence.


These aren't necessarily my favourite books, although some of them are. They're books I like, that I think will be fairly easy to recognise (there's a repeat from [info]shutterbug_12's list here), and that were sitting around my shelves when I started looking around and thinking about books. I couldn't find a copy of number 10 in the house, so I copied that one off the barnesandnoble.com summary. And I know number eight is kind of... wanky, but I've read that book almost twice and I like it and when I finished it I was very proud, so there. Oh, and I posted a poem, because I can. Narni narni nah.

Oct. 28th, 2009

  • 11:34 PM
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I watched The Tyrant, and I'm downloading the next ep now. I must say I enjoyed that ep more than the previous one -- the directing, acting and storyline just seemed to mesh together more.

The ninja-style process server was cool. Of course the opening scene with the diplomatic licence plate reminded me of that episode of the West Wing where the President chews out some diplomats for parking wherever they please: "You can't park there! There are big signs! I hope you get towed to Queens!", etc etc.

And dude! James Earl Jones.

Wilson's single-minded obsession with his morning espresso-sipping fountain is hilarious (and strange). Someone has got to write a fic where House fills it with food dye or rubber duckies or something.

Something like this:
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I liked the Chase scenes. I started a fic based around those tonight, in fact. We'll see how that goes. When Chase thought Cameron was going to kill the President guy I thought "Ah, he's going to kill him," and that made me think of the ep with the famous cancer researcher. [info]sangria_lila didn't like those Chase scenes so much, but I like Chase/Cameron (I think their scenes often work really well as a contrapuntal plot), and I liked this new drama that Chase had a leading role in. Very nice.

So yeah. Fic to write, episodes to catch up on, [info]tenyearsoftww -- I've got some fandom homework to do!

Bed now.

Stephen Fry -- Moab Is My Washpot

  • Oct. 26th, 2009 at 12:33 AM
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Oh, there was always a Jamie, a good-lad-Jamie, a neat, nippy, darty, agile scrum-halfy little Jamie. Jamie could swarm up ropes like an Arthur Ransome hero, he could fly up window frames, leap vaulting horses, flip elegant underwater turns at the end of each lap of the pool, somersault backwards and forwards off the trapeze and swing back up with his neat little buttocks twinkling and winking with fitness and firmness and cute little Jamieness. Cunt.


Stephen Fry on games (PE lessons), Moab Is my Washpot.

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Oct. 25th, 2009

  • 1:18 AM
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Good Lord: exams flummox students

A RELIANCE on prepared answers is leaving Higher School Certificate students vulnerable to changes in exam styles, examiners said yesterday.

Changes in the format of last week's English and studies of religion exams caught many students off guard, sending internet chat rooms into overdrive.

Some students and Catholic schools complained to the Board of Studies. But the board's president, Tom Alegounarias, was unrepentant, saying students had to think on their feet in the exam room.


Thursday's studies of religion exam was delayed by 10 minutes at Abbotsleigh School for Girls in Wahroonga while exam supervisors called the Board of Studies after students raised concerns.

This makes me almost gleeful. Just, haHA, the brilliance and the not-dumbed-downness of it, the outrage!!! It always made me want to heave a sigh of resignation when school friends talked up the fact that they were memorising passages to vomit out in the exam. And the thought of a room full of schoolgirls getting their teachers to call the Board of Studies in a rash of disapproval is just.... Ha. Ha. Haaaaa. Almost like an article out of the Aussie Onion (if there were such a thing).

Oh, high school.

Oct. 9th, 2009

  • 8:14 PM
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Article from [info]phinnia: Will High-Heel-Friendly Streets Keep Seoul's Women Happy?
RAAAAAGE!!! This is so patronising and facile and UGH!!! Who cares about child care or equal pay, we'll give our women nice pink car spaces. Oh, and instead of maybe implying that you don't have to wear disgustingly uncomfortable shoes to be successful or attractive, we'll make it easier to walk in them. FEMINISM FAIL. Seriously, how is this not an article out of the Feminist Onion or something?

New character comes to the hundred-acre wood.
SACRILEGE.

SciAm piece about Queen Victoria's haemophilia. They say here that the mutation was spontaneous in her case (which is extremely rare, but of course it happens sometimes). Either that or she was illegitimate.

BBC article about this kid from Malawi who taught himself how to build a windmill from scrap. Stuff like this GMH. May more people be able to teach themselves like this. I don't think it's something the internet or laptops or World Vision schools can solve, either. You add all that stuff up and you still need people like this kid.

Synthetic Existence
I really like Adbusters. It's great, it thinks differently, it's alternative.
But articles like the one I linked to above just really give me the shits. Here are the reasons:
a) This is superficial pap that doesn't actually say anything, and worse
b) it nicely conceals this inanity by being "edgy" and asking Questions About The Way We Lead Our Lives -- except it doesn't, really.
Shit like this shouldn't be passed off as intellectual inquiry. Sometimes Adbusters are such wankers! I even made a grumpy comment in this article, here.

I bought a copy of The Rhinoceros (Stephen Fry) today. Also a US pressing of Bowie's "Heroes" and Patty Smith's Horses. All second-hand! I am a happy 'un, settling down to write a bit then go to bed early.

HOUSE 6.01 -- BROKEN

  • Oct. 4th, 2009 at 4:17 AM
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First, a little note about the season finale.

You know what I love about medical shows? I've watched a few of them, by the way. My favourite show when I was about four or five was "A Country Practice", a really cheesy Australian doctor show. I've never been a huge tv-watcher but since then I've probably been watching one medical show or another with something approaching regularity. I watched "All Saints", another Australian show, and "ER", and of course "House". My mum watches "Grey's Anatomy".

Cut for spoilers )

This is what the first scene was like for me:

*House writhes in pain*
Me: WOW! I TOTALLY DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO BE THIS COOL!
*House detoxes*
Me: THIS IS AWESOME!!!

Thoughts on the ep )

And a play-by-play of sorts )

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Thursday links.

  • Oct. 1st, 2009 at 8:07 PM
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Roman Polanski apologists suck. That is all I have to say on that particular topic.

Here I have two articles on different sex offenders that I think are a little bit less black-and-white.

This article outlines a view that I'd never even considered -- that Sex Offender Registries might not actually be such a good thing.
Quotes and some thoughts under the cut )

Another article:
This relates to that case where two parents who took photos of their children in the bath were accused of being child pornographers.
Aren't the worse offenders the ones who are the least obvious? Is some kiddie porn kingpin really going to rock up to the Kodak shop to print their photos?

Mysterious Private Security Firm Gets Control Of Empty Jail In Small Montana Town
This is totally like something out of a movie starring Matt Damon (with Russell Crowe as a supporting actor).


Increase in sea levels due to global warming could lead to 'ghost states'


This evening I'm looking up ukulele covers on Youtube to listen to as I "work". (And I feel too tired and deadline-free to do anything very useful, so I'll probably edit some fic.

See also:
This really cool cover of "Sweet Child Of Mine", which AFAIK far surpasses the original in terms of head-bangin' awesome.

Another of "Rehab" by Amy Winehouse. This girl is so cute. Here she is doing "Harder, Better, Faster" by Daft Punk.

Amusing cover of Ring of Fire.

Here of course is the wonderful Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain doing "Smells Like Teen Spirit".

That's enough time-wasting for now.

Crack ficlet: Untitled, With Showtunes

  • Sep. 24th, 2009 at 1:44 PM
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I'm moving this up (as [info]nightdog_barks says), but I'm not posting it to any comms. It's just a little piece of crack for you guys to look at. I was inspired by a comment someone (well, me) made here over at [info]nightdog_barks.

It's crack, will probably rot your brain, and I haven't posted it anywhere because I think it kind of missed the mark, joke-wise. It's too long to be a comment-fic (what I originally intended it to be). [info]pwcorgigirl and [info]nightdog_barks have already commented (and picked up a few typoes), but I've added a few lines since then.

So: Crack-fic, musical related, crazy, spoilers for the S6 finale. I have a very superficial knowledge of musicals, so I did some research for this. :)

Enjoy, I guess.



The first time Wilson hears the weird noises at the other end of the line, he assumes it's a wrong number. His home phone number is unlisted, and even though it could feasibly be a resourceful patient crank-calling him, Wilson doubts that they'd call him up to... do whatever that is.

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GIMP Resources Post

  • Sep. 23rd, 2009 at 6:15 PM
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Helpful GIMP links:
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The first time Wilson hears the weird noises at the other end of the line, he assumes it's a wrong number. His home phone number is unlisted, and even though it could feasibly be a resourceful patient crank-calling him, Wilson doubts that they'd call him up to... do whatever that is.

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Checking in on Monday evening

  • Sep. 14th, 2009 at 10:30 PM
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Ships Traverse the Arctic Passage
Stuff like this just really depresses me. Let's all buy carbon credits and environmental shopping bags, though, and everything will be just fine. Right? I mean, fuck. Not much is getting done about this and very little has for a long time, and I feel like channeling my anger into the fact that Peter Garrett is a sellout (Peter Garrett is excellent for that -- he's so bald-headed and visible), and that the only thing worse than the Labor energy plan is the Liberal one.

Bah. There's this, I guess. The Greens are allergic to coal, and one level I can understand Australia's reliance on it. On the other hand, bah again, because I'm in a bad mood.

Some other random links, while I fume:

French announcement on Aer Lingus flight freaks people out

Two pensioners rob Scottish newsagent Hee hee hee.

Bermuda Triangle Mystery solved
Not as mind-blowing as it sounds, but things like this rarely are. It's a cool article nonetheless.

I also posted an entry to [info]ontd_political, here. It's weird when people leave replies like Oh, for fuck's sake. on your post, though. For about half a second that "What'd I do?" instinct kicks in.

An interesting article here about college success in the US. I had no idea the dropout rate was so high. I wonder what it is here -- this Australian article from 2006 puts the first-year dropout rate at 20 percent.
I liked the last heading -- There is some hope. People sometimes criticise "small" programs like the one mentioned, but they're overlooking the fact that helping one person, ten people, can make a difference to them. We can't make everyone graduate from college. We can't even address all the root causes of dropouts. www.boostup.org is a good site.

An article on poisoned tap water, here if you can't access some NY Times articles, like me. Just... Kind of Love Canal, isn't it?

Raymond Chandler -- Farewell, My Lovely

  • Sep. 12th, 2009 at 9:56 PM
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Someone at [info]literaryquotes posted some Raymond Chandler, so I thought I'd do the same. That's a good community to watch, by the way, although sometimes it goes through phases that can get tiresome. Like when hipsters endlessly post the same Chuck Palahnuik quotes with ♥ to mark the paragraphs. Mostly good, though. I recommend it.

This is from Farewell, My Lovely.

      I let go of the gun and took hold of his wrists. They were greasy and hard to hold. The Indian breathed gutterally and set me down with a jar that lifted the top of my head. He had my wrists now, instead of me having his. He twisted them behind me fast and a knee like a corner stone went into my back. He bent me. I can be bent. I'm not the City Hall. He bent me.
      I tried to yell, for no reason at all. Breath panted in my throat and couldn't get out. The Indian threw me sideways and got a body scissors on me as I fell. He had me in a barrel. His hands went to my neck. Sometimes I wake up in the night. I feel them there and I smell the smell of him. I feel the breath fighting and losing and the greasy fingers digging in. Then I get up and take a drink and turn the radio on.


Raymond Chandler does a great line in descriptions, and some of the ways he describes clothing are almost camp. Someone like Ross MacDonald has the same hard-boiled tone but with less overt sophistication. Raymond Chandler practically invented hard-boiled, and he does it well, but there's a sort of flair in his writing that you don't see in Hammett or MacDonald. It doesn't make Chandler better (although I love him), it just makes Chandler Chandler.

There's something he makes his own apart from his pithy descriptions, and that's his melancholy. Occasionally you'll find a really hard streak of sadness in his detectives, something distinct from the usual chain-smoking cynicism. It's very good, and very mournful, and it's surprising the first time he breaks away from this hard, seemingly imperturbable detective. It's the "soulful detective" thing, but it's done well.

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The Non-Existent Fic Meme

  • Sep. 9th, 2009 at 11:50 AM
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Just about everyone on my f-list and their dog has posted this, starting with [info]queenzulu. I've just now realised how fun it is, and I'm going around making up goofy stories. 'Tis cool!

Give me the title of a story I've never written, and feedback telling me what you liked best about it, and I will tell you any of: the first sentence, the last sentence, the thing that made me want to write it, the biggest problem I had while writing it, why it almost never got posted, the scene that hit the cutting room floor but that I wish I'd been able to salvage, or something else that I want readers to know.

Have at it!
House
Title: Doesn't mean that much to me/to mean that much to you
Author: [info]joe_pike_junior
Characters: House, John House, House/Wilson friendship, implied House/Cuddy.

Summary: "You're scared," Amber says. "You're scared you can't be trusted any more." Now and then, and the space in between.

Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: Huge thanks to those who read this first: [info]blackmare_9, [info]daasgrrl, [info]nomad1328 and [info]pwcorgigirl. Spoilers for Both Sides Now. Rated teen for some swearing, a little bit of violence and a whole lot of general creepiness. The title is from Old Man, by Neil Young. 4,557 words.


When House wakes up, someone else is in his room.

He knows he’ll just be looking at the same four walls, painted in a pukey green. A row of round chips above the door frame where off-white paint shows through like teeth.

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Sep. 6th, 2009

  • 10:50 PM
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I should post more often about the books I read. From looking at this journal you'd think I don't read all that many books, but I actually do. Rully!

Anyway, this is my "to-read" book for the next week or so. I'll probably read more, but these are the books I want to get over and done with, or those that I'm in the process of reading, or the books I want to have finished by a particular point in time, blah blah blah.

The list, and some thoughts on reading. )

A Link Post.

  • Sep. 5th, 2009 at 10:14 PM
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Amazing pictures of that volcano in Chile.

Really cool pictures of a single molecule

Interesting article in the New Yorker. Trial By Fire: Did Texas execute an innocent man? There's some cool stuff about investigating the origins of fire in there, but the article is just depressing.

Japan's new first lady says she rode a UFO to Venus
Hee hee hee!

Russell Crowe challenges journalist to bike duel
"After a couple of hours on the bike, you've earnt a couple of fags." Russell Crowe, keep on being awesome.

4-year-old repeatedly tries to catch a train
Cute.

Every now and then I take a look at contrariwise.org, which is a site for literary tattoos. There's a post full of Vonnegut-inspired designs here.

Lately I've been reading a little bit about the rhetoric surrounding the health care debate in the US. Since I've spent my whole life TRAPPED IN SOCIALISED MEDICINE, OMG SOMEBODY SAVE ME, it's real food for thought. Universal health care is something I've never associated with being trapped, or with EVIL FORCES OF SOCIALISM, or anything like that. For starters a lot of people associated with these debates don't seem to know the difference between revolutionary socialism (think fists in the air and Lenin) and parliamentary socialism (think Social Security and universal healthcare). So socialism gets used like it's a dirty word. Here we have a hybrid system, private health funds operating alongside Medicare. When people here talk about problems with healthcare, we talk about corruption and healthcare systems that are run badly by individual states. Over there you've got people talking about fricking Hitler, as if socialism doesn't exist on a continuum as much as it exists on a slippery slope that leads straight to NAZISM. On one plane it's quite funny. On another it's just plain depressing.

Anyway, here are some links.
Two from Newsweek:
Lies of Mass Destruction
Talks about skewed thinking, motivated reasoning, Saddam Hussein and the Kenyan-Obama thing, and why people believe such preposterous lies.
Attack! The truth about Obamacare.
Obama lies, Grandma dies: How the health care debate comes down to phrases. Kind of obvious, but it highlights for me how so many of these arguments are filled with stupid, and what buttons the stupid is tailor-made to press. Like the whole "death panel" thing.

Google Fights Street View Ban In Switzerland
Google street view creeps me out. Google is evil, I don't care what they say. Linking to the [info]ontd_political post because there's some funny crap in the comments.

Woman who posed as man to become judo champ finally gets gold

A totally D: D: article about CPSIA, an act that was passed after the lead-in-children's-toys debacle. The Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC), the agency charged with enforcement, issued guidelines days before CPSIA was to take effect in February 2009 specifying that all children’s books published before 1985 would become illegal to sell unless they passed a lead-content test

Two twitter-like sites:
hate post, which calls on people to post about (mostly trivial) things that they really hate, and gives me hope, where people post

A cool set of photos of dark stores, or abandoned malls. There are whole websites devoted to these. And that site has some great photos. Must go back for a closer look.

Woman sacked for "shouting" in email
WTF

Teachers who mocked student for being gay are on leave
RAAAAAAGE

Cringeworthy old ad: DDT is good for me!

Animal rights video with chicks being ground up
I didn't feel like watching it, but there's a description there. *blurrrgh*.

Beckett's Stage Directions

  • Sep. 5th, 2009 at 4:30 PM
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I got in a conversation with [info]sangria_lila a little while ago about Samuel Beckett and his stage directions. Some of them are hilariously precise, like this from Play, which can be found in his Collected Shorter Plays.

Front centre, touching one another, three identical grey urns about one yard high. From each a head protrudes, the neck held fast in the urn's mouth. The heads are those, from left to right as seen from auditorium, of W2, M and W1. They face undeviatingly front throughout the play. Faces so lost to age and aspect as to seem almost part of urns. But no masks.
Their speech is provoked by a spotlight projected on faces alone.
The transfer of light from one face to another is immediate.
No blackout, i.e. return to almost complete darkness of opening, except where indicated.
The response to light is immediate.
Faces impassive throughout. Voices toneless except where an expression is indicated.
Rapid tempo throughout.
The curtain rises on a stage in almost complete darkness. Urns just discernible. Five seconds.
Faint spots simultaneously on three faces. Three seconds. Voices faint, largely unintelligible.


Can you imagine directing that? Someone should write an indie movie about a pompous director who's out of their depth and trying to direct something like this. Sort of like Waiting for Guffman.

This is from another called Catastrophe:
Director (D).
His female assistant (A).
Protagonist (P).
Luke, in charge of the lighting, offstage (L).

Rehearsal. Final touches to the last scene. Bare stage. A and L have just set the lighting. D has arrived.

D in an armchair downstage audience left. Fur coat. Fur toque to match. Age and physique unimportant.

A standing beside him. White overall. Bare head. Pencil on ear. Age and physique unimportant.
P midstage standing on a black block 18 inches high. Black wide-brimmed hat. Black dressing-gown to ankles. Barefoot. Head bowed. Hands in pockets. Age and physique unimportant.

D and A contemplate P. Long pause.


The play begins with the characters discussing P, the plinth he's standing on, and his attire. It's quite amusing, and I recommend it. It's all about creative control and totalitarianism and stuff like that. I won't delve any deeper into analysing it, but I think that's what it's about. Knowing Beckett, it's probably about something completely different, and I've completely missed the sub-sub-subtext.

Aug. 28th, 2009

  • 1:11 AM
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I just watched that "Texting while driving" PSA that's getting around. Very dramatic. I highly recommend watching it if you're the type use your mobile phone in the car. I don't drive much, so I'm the designated text message sender/music changer quite often.

But I came here because I just remembered something. A few months ago I was drinking with a couple of friends of mine. One of the friends wanted to drive somewhere, and the other girl and I reminded her that she shouldn't drive because she was over the limit. She'd had one drink. She's a P-plater, so her BAC limit is zero.

The girl said "Why can't I drive? There aren't any policemen around."

Because that's the only thing you have to worry about when you've been drinking. Yes, she'd only had one drink, but she probably would have still wanted to drive when she'd had two or three. Dumb. So very irresponsible and dumb.

I guess stupidity like that is why we need PSAs. Of course my other friend and I both totally told this girl off about it. And now I'm a lot more wary of her skill as a driver. If there's one thing I can't put up with it's people who think it's okay to drink and drive. Driving stoned as well. It's just... idiotic. I don't get those people who say it's part of our culture, either. What, is getting pissed out of your skill and driving around endangering lives somehow significant to the Australian ethos?

Dumb.